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I had to have my chest all cut up. It itches. I love all the attention I’m getting. But I hate hate hate stupid little dumb shirts!

I’m addicted to love sun. But it makes me soooo sleepy. And when I fall asleep, I fall off. In a heap. Because I find myself in a startled ball in the floor. It hurts.  This seems wrong. If mama cared, she would hold me up. Or place a nice soft pillow down there – where I land in a startled ball.

After mama gets out of the shower, I will meow at the door until she lets me in. I like sitting on her lap while she rubs my belly. I would sit there all day. But she won’t let me.  

 

The boys are watching Back To The Future on the big TV.  I don’t like old movies. Neither does mama. So we are in the office, with the space heater, watching Criminal Minds.  It’s for the best. Mama says the boys are stinky.  

   

  

  

   
 

  

Today, two strange men came to my house.  They went down into the basement with Mr. Chris.  I was suspicious and thought they might be heading down to use OUR litter boxes, so I followed them very very quietly.  I yelled at one guy because he was too close to the boxes, and the guy jumped like he had never seen a cat before.  He told Mr. Chris he thought I was a huge rat!  Obviously that loser has no idea what a rat looks like.  Sheesh.

 

 
I am Gus. I like to lick plastic bags. I get very excited about it. Don’t worry. I never eat them. I do sometimes wear them around like a cape tho. I totally feel like a superhero. Oscar doesn’t like plastic bags. He’s so weird.